the way kevin day is the single most important person in the series for all of the narrators has me shaking just thinking about how his books are gonna shape the narrative and series as a whole
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About
Keep Calm and do whatever the Fuck you want
neil: lol guess what
kevin: bitch with the way you live i have no fucking idea
Imagining in the future when Kevin is on a pro team (with a bunch of players who obviously aren’t up to his standards, because who is) and he is absolutely laying into them all the time and is always bringing up
“Neil Josten would come to the court every single night and practice these drills and you can’t even do them for fifteen minutes”
“Neil Josten once fired shots with Andrew Minyard in goal for a whole night and blew out his arms just because he was stubborn and you can’t even handle shooting on (insert goalie’s name)?”
“Neil Josten played better than you while he was actively running from the Mafia. You think you have other things on your mind?”
Bonus if after a year or two of dealing with this Kevin’s team finally meets Neil at an exy banquet and tattle on him. And Neil is just “??? You literally texted me two weeks ago just to tell me my passes are dogshit? My team hadn’t even played a game or anything, you had just remembered and felt like bringing it up?”
Nora was trying to kill Jeremy for real because imagine your type is tall dark haired men who are ultimately assholes. Then you get a tall dark haired man who’s an asshole to mostly everyone but you. And if that isn’t good enough . He’s French . and now he rides a motorcycle. And cooks. And cleans . And he’s loyal as hell and pretty much already staked a claim on u though neither of u will admit it. But that’s not it. on top of it all you picked CERAMICS as your shared class and as it turns out. He’s really good at it. So now u have to sit there and watch him manhandle and work open and stretch this clay with his long ass fingers while ur already fighting for ur life
๐ค๐ฎโ๐จ:
๐ซต ๐ค๐ก, ๐ ๐ค ๐คทโโ๏ธ. ๐ถ โฌ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโ๐ผ๐ชบ โก๏ธ ๐ฆธ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ, ๐ฏ ๐คฏ 4๏ธโฃ ๐ซต. ๐ฐ๏ธ ๐ช๐ฑ, ๐ซ ๐จ, ๐ซ ๐น ๐ฅ ๐ซต ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ ๐ค ๐ซต ๐ ๐ซ๐ค ๐ค ๐ฅ ๐ฏโ ๐ฎโ๐จ, ๐ฃ๐ ๐ช๐ผ๐ฑ. ๐ง๐ป๐ โ๏ธ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ซต ๐คจ๐ โ๏ธ โ๏ธ๐ ๐จโ๐ฆณ๐ฉ โพ๏ธ ๐ฐ๏ธ. ๐ ๐ก ๐ โ๏ธ ๐ ๐ซต ๐โโฌ๐ซ ๐ซต ๐ง ๐ตโ๏ธ โ๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐คง ๐ ๐คช ๐ด ๐คด๐ป๐ฅ, โ๏ธ ๐ ๐ง ๐ซต ๐ฃ ๐ซ ๐คฒ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ ๐น ๐ ๐ฏ๐ฅ๏ธ โ ๏ธ ๐จ๐ฅซ, ๐ ๐ โ๏ธ ๐ค ๐ฅ๏ธ โฌ ๏ธ ๐คท ๐โก๏ธ๐ ๐ซณ ๐๏ธ ๐ฐ ๐ ๐ด ๐ซต ๐๐ฉ. ๐ฅบ ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ซต ๐๏ธ ๐ ๐๐, โ๏ธ ๐ซต ๐ ๐๏ธ ๐งฎ 6๏ธโฃ ๐คฌ โฎ๏ธ. ๐ช ๐ค, ๐ค, ๐ค๐๐๏ธ โ๏ธ ๐๐ช ๐งโ๐คโ๐ง๐คพโโ๏ธ โฌ ๏ธ ๐งโ๐คโ๐ง.
๐ซณ๐ค
prev obviously doesnโt yet know the epic highs and lows of all the other riko roast edits I made. The culture is dead
locked-shocked-throwninthebarrel:
where is my beloved โits weenโ pumpkin. i require its presence
Pretty sure this is it?
YES MY PRECIOUS
ITS FUCKING WEENNNNNNN
why is this post breaking containment. donโt do this to me
Itโs
ITโS WEEN
What do you believe in now?
self preservation through love
chupacapra
Chupacabra as well
Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn’t work out. Certainly no later than September or October.
Uh oh
“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.
“It doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it works.”
-Terry Pratchett
love the fact the deal that SAVES NEILS LIFE is basically Ichirou going “give me 80% of your income for life” and Neil is thinking dude I used to live off ten cents a week, i don’t give a fuuuuck keep all my money just let me makeout w my boyfriend
no thoughts just neil who very vaguely knows about sex from what he heard some boys in school say but he doesn’t really know much at all. so when he and Andrew get more comfortable and he’s finally allowed to explore and learn he deadass asks Andrew “i heard its hard to find so im just gonna ask, where’s your G spot and what do i do to it?” and andrew laughs for the first time in 17 years until there’s tears coming down his face and he’s just so in love with this fucking idiot he can’t believe it
‘neil had noticed how much andrew lifted in the gym’
…yeah im sure
jean and kevin when jeremy told them to stop fighting and they did
something about andrew developing very complex and very not-casual feelings for the mysterious, dangerous, temperamental new boy and just being like “yeah. i’d fuck you. what abt it” only for neil to respond with “omg really?? u mean it?.?? that’s so cool. what’s ur favorite color. mine’s math. ur so pretty. i think i love you. we’re boyfriends right”
meanwhile andrew maintains his stance of “please die” but he absolutely knows he got himself into this and will not be getting out
